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Policeman: I'm looking for a man with one eye named Carnell.
Bystander: What's his other eye called?

2006-09-19 18:16:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

An oldie stolen from Mary Poppins movie...
In the movie it was one leg, and the bank
president dies laughing.

2006-09-19 18:24:30 · answer #1 · answered by jimbo_wizard 5 · 0 0

In Mary Poppins, it goes:

Did you hear about the man with a wooden leg named Smith?

What was the other leg called?

2006-09-20 05:09:07 · answer #2 · answered by Jeffrey M 3 · 0 0

Ha ha, a cutie, shortie clean laugh

2006-09-20 01:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1 0

^_^ makes me smile. it's funny how mixing words give different meaning

thanks for sharing

2006-09-20 01:38:50 · answer #4 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1 0

thats cute it made me chuckle

2006-09-20 01:18:11 · answer #5 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 1 0

That's cute!.

2006-09-20 01:48:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

nice. clean and short.

2006-09-20 01:36:57 · answer #7 · answered by ♫ sf_ca ღ 4 · 1 0

good that was a nice one...

2006-09-20 03:03:02 · answer #8 · answered by karisma 2 · 0 0

hehe *giggle giggle* ♥

2006-09-20 02:21:00 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1 0

*chuckle* ya... I actually chuckled... lol

2006-09-20 01:19:15 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1 0

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