Why when people ask for the time do they point at their wrist, I know where watch is!!! Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is???
Why do people say its always in the last place that you look for it??? It's obviously in the last place you look for it. Who keeps looking for something after they find it??? Seriously?!?!?!
Just think about it, it makes sense!!!
People ask and say stupid shyt all the time!!! Just pay attention and try to think of stuff like this, its funny!!!
2006-09-19 18:08:58 · 6 answers · asked by kendra dowson 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
something to think about. i have posted some too. try to visit it
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AolCjjwRY08sA21n2b0DwWTzy6IX?qid=20060919212717AAmalR1
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aqwo1Dl1bzhi7H9ex2.4XXPsy6IX?qid=20060918232852AAYOxa6
2006-09-19 18:36:57 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IVE HEARD THIS BEFORE AND IT HAD ME CRACKING UP EXEPT IT WENT LIKE THIS :
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-***?
2006-09-20 01:11:55 · answer #2 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...but that is a common gesture in quiet rooms or when people don't hear you. And usually for the last place you look its usually the last place you would think to look. Of course after you find it you're not going to keep looking but yeah get some sleep
2006-09-20 02:23:01 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here's som more:
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.
In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
Suicide Hotline...please hold.
As I said before, I never repeat myself
Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
A day without sunshine is like night
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Can mute people burp?
....no offense meant here!!
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Why is there an L in NOEL?
Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?
2006-09-20 03:13:21 · answer #4 · answered by ky11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep coming back when you read the guidelines and you might get the hang of it
2006-09-20 01:11:48 · answer #5 · answered by mjdp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is funny itself.
2006-09-20 01:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋