Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten grapes. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-09-19 17:50:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
i like that one
really cute
thanks for posting it
2006-09-19 17:55:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's good but i heard it another way, would you like to hear?
one day two men who are driving thru Ohio expirence some car trouble in the middle of nowhere. the first one says to the other "I think i saw a farmhouse a few miles back, maybe if we start walking now we can make it there before dark."
Darkness falls and the men reach the farmhouse. they knock on the door and are imediatly greeted by a kind old farmer. He hears of the men's troubles and offers to put them up for the night. "You can stay under one condition," he said. "Don't even think of f.ucking my teenage daughter."
"No problem."
The teenage daughter then walks doiwn the stairs and the men thought she was the hottest girl they'd ever seen.
Well one thing leads to another and the girl ends up sleeping with both men.
The next morning they are awoken up by the farmer with a shotgun pointed in their faces. "Wake up you little bastards! I know what you did!" He leads them to the back yard the gun still pointed at their heads.
"Are you gonna kill us mister?" one asks
"Not if you can complete a task for me." says the farmer. he tells the men to go and collect a hundred of one kind of fruit and bring them back asap.
The first guy comes back with grapes and the farmer tells him to shove all 100 of them up his butt.
he gets 20 in starts laughing and they all fall out.
he tries again and gets 40 in before laughing.
he tries one last time and gets all the way up to 60 grapes in his as.s, starts laughing and they all fall out.
"What the hell's so funny boy!?" the farmer asked as he cocked his gun.
"I'm so sorry, but my friend is back there picking watermelons."
2006-09-19 18:07:16 · answer #2 · answered by hey_finny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 04:55:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. Nice.
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2006-09-21 05:09:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that one a million times but it's stil funny as hell. The farmer one is hilerious too.
2006-09-19 20:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by juju_63670 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats what I call funny! am rating this really high, 10 points for me.
2006-09-19 18:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!
lol
2006-09-19 18:53:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Yeah, that's pretty funny, nice one!
2006-09-19 19:05:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That same joke was on here a few days ago.
But it was funny and I liked it.
Well thanks for the 2 points!!! HA!!!
2006-09-19 17:58:02 · answer #9 · answered by kendra dowson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-19 19:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋