I love the FSM. Yet at times I feel obligated to regular macaroni. Is this a sin and will the fsm forgive me.
I need some scripture.... what would don do?
2006-09-19 16:12:06 · 11 answers · asked by psychstudent 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Stray ye therefore not into the small and crooked ways, but keepest thou to the straight and narrow" ( 2 Linguinis 3:4).
"Man does not live by macaroni alone, but by every savory sauce that proceedth out from the font of living spaghetti." (Marinara 5:8).
"Thou preparest a plate before me in the presence of mine enemies, my sauce runneth over." Pastifications 2:7 (Note that while some claim that "sauce" here can also refer to the cheese that accompanies macaroni, scholars have demonstrated that the original Rotini word actually refers to a tomato-based liquid prepared with spices, garlic and savory herbs; thus clearly here is it spaghetti that is spoken of and not macaroni as some have suggested.
"Takest thou one emer of spaghetti, a half cubit of garlic bread and full measure of orbs of savory ground meat of the fatted firstlings and preparest thou a banquet. Bringest thou new wine and barley cakes and feast thereon for seven days." (Gastronomical 12:33) Note that the scripture makes no mention of macaroni; therefore it must be true that macaroni is not acceptable to the FSM's Holy Feast Days..
Hope this helps and gives you strength to change.
2006-09-19 17:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by Ponderingwisdom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When it comes to Macaroni, you need to use your noodle and think about the wishes of the Big Cheese.
This is so that you'll know what to do when you meat your maker.
You should probably consult with the Book of Ravioli. I'm sure there are some good passages that pertain to your plight.
If all else fails, the answer is usually Pray-Go.
2006-09-19 16:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by Link of Hyrule 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From one pastifarian to another, yes, it is a sin. Only eat spagetti like FSM intended us too, eat your meatballs as well.
My child, lay off the macaroni and stick with the holy spagetti
2006-09-19 16:16:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a born again pastafarian, I must rebuke you for your spiritual infidelity, my brother. The great FSM is forgiving, but as First Canneloni 2: 47-48.5 clearly states, "Thou shalt have no other pasta before me."
Again, it is written in the Book of Rigatoni, "He who turneth aside to the Olive Garden committeth pastafornication, and the same shall not drink from the mountain of beer."
Repent, my brother, and turn from thy wicked ways, lest the great FSM smite thy meatballs and maketh thine own noodly appendage to rise no more!
2006-09-19 16:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Consider the sauce of the tomato, it neither squishes nor sloshes, and yet the FSM is tasty.... (II Opinions 23:12)
2006-09-19 16:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Normally, even though it may feel like you like two people equally, you will be more disposed towards one or the other, either because you know they are a better choice or you just simply like them better. Try to figure out how important it is for a guy to be hot vs. nice and if you want to date a person who will probably be nice to you, but will be a jerk to everyone else (and to you when things start to get rough). Normally, nice guys are the way to go, looks shouldn't matter too much
2016-03-26 20:58:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
`Tis all good, matey. `Tis all pasta wi' th' FSM!
2006-09-19 16:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Arr I be likin' your avatar.
2006-09-19 16:13:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
FSM?
2006-09-19 16:14:17 · answer #9 · answered by elong 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What are you talking about?
2006-09-19 16:14:18 · answer #10 · answered by sweetlee725 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋