What must we do to get them to teach creation in school???
I mean come on, everybody knows that the "Great Eagle Spirit" swooped down many moons ago and layed 2 eggs which cooked in the hot sun and formed the earth. The first man was made from the egg whites....DUH!!!!
I've done a rain dance many times and it ended up raining! If this isn't enough proof for the school system then I don't know what is!
2006-09-19 15:58:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Storge 07: I see your version of creation differs from mine. Let me guess......you must be a christian then, right?
2006-09-19 16:09:28 · update #1
Paul S: Aye! sorry matey, I must have backslid in me religion! Arrrrghh, i hopes me be forgiven lest his noodleyness casts me yonder to thee depths of the lake of burnt sauce!
2006-09-19 16:14:38 · update #2
lol ur sarcasm cracks me up.
2006-09-19 16:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by monica80 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is this "Great Eagle Spirit" nonsense? How dare ye spout this swill on this, the holiest of days? Everyone knows the right story of creation, how the Flying Spaghetti Monster created a mountain, a midget, and a pirate.
2006-09-19 23:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We do need to teach creation if we are going to teach any other theory. Evolution is a theory; admitted by Darwin him self. So teach all or none. None suits me just as well.
It is an important subject and we should find a way to over ride the ACLU as this is the organization getting the laws changed. The only organization fighting back - that I know of is the ACLJ. Check their web site.
2006-09-19 23:09:47 · answer #3 · answered by howdigethere 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gino baby!
All schools want now are canned data and a bottom line success of force feeding.
Sooo.. we create a can. A HOLY can of whoop a**.
Turn it up a notch with the delivery method of a stink bomb and sell em by the case with proceeds going to the band.
At least they might hear the angels.
2006-09-19 23:05:53 · answer #4 · answered by antonio 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Religion is not science. Seperation of Church and State. The framers knew this was important.
2006-09-19 23:09:39 · answer #5 · answered by skunkgrease 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you come to Idaho and do that dance. We're dry as a virgin's bottom up here.
2006-09-19 23:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by feldonluminex 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ramen.
2006-09-19 23:01:59 · answer #7 · answered by Ana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if the right authorities get a hold of this information, it might make it into the encyclopedia! you could be famous!
2006-09-19 23:04:45 · answer #8 · answered by luvmuzik 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Start a petition. I'll sign it.
2006-09-19 23:02:08 · answer #9 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
usually people with that mean angry look like you have in your avatar act like their brains have been fried and are angry about it......just an observation.
2006-09-19 23:02:45 · answer #10 · answered by storge07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋