Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?
Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?
If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock?
If we make sweaters out of a sheep's hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters?
If you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear what can you make with it?
If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll?
What do pigs say when they don't want to do something? Would it be 'Yea when humans fly'?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
Why can't pigs look up into the sky?
Why do pigs have curly tails?
Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why is it that only pigs and humans can get sunburn?
Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?
Would a small pig be called a hamlet?
2006-09-19 15:58:13 · 4 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes
yes
no, unless it's been cooked
human hair
a tiny football
only of the pig rolled
yes
humans
who says they can't?
if they were straight, they'd have to wear pants with their coats & tails
you got me
because the rain doesn't steam them
my cat got a sunburn!
to see if we can raise the dead
perhaps
2006-09-19 16:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by TomServo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol... I think whoever wrote this must have been a sheep and pig farmer
2006-09-19 23:17:37 · answer #2 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are they called a pig when they are like the cleanest animal?
So when you are called a pig...is that a compliment?
2006-09-20 02:15:45 · answer #3 · answered by troll05 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-19 23:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋