After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
2006-09-19 15:51:28 · 36 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, wow finally somebody out there with clean laugh, my kind are bit .... u knows it
2006-09-19 18:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heheh
2006-09-19 17:22:59 · answer #2 · answered by Highly Envious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thats A good One
2006-09-19 17:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. It's hard to find a clean joke that's funny. And I hardly laugh at jokes.
2006-09-19 15:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by Sasasa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr.Pickle rates this joke: Two Pickles Up!
2006-09-19 15:54:42 · answer #5 · answered by willno74 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-09-19 15:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by nonexistentdog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good. I would've used it for class, but I don't have the prof. any more who started class every day with a joke.
2006-09-19 15:57:19 · answer #7 · answered by TomServo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK you SAID this was a "joke" but I DEMAND that you tell me RIGHT NOW how you found out about my last date.
2006-09-19 15:54:37 · answer #8 · answered by Green Arrow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny :D
Now, who says that clean jokes are not funny enough to change your mood????
Keep it up dude!
God Bless ^__^
2006-09-19 22:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh so clean pfft I told this one too hehehehe ♥
2006-09-19 17:56:42 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋