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A drunken sailor gives a hooker $100, and they proceed to a back bedroom. After a few minutes, the sailor asks, “How am I doing?”

“About three knots,” says the hooker.

“Three knots?” asks the sailor. “What are you talking about?”

“You’re not hard, you’re not in, and you’re not getting your money back.”

2006-09-19 15:13:59 · 3 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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ha ha ha ha, good one

2006-09-19 16:30:53 · answer #1 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

LOL that was another funny one

^_^ thanks a lot. keep them coming

2006-09-19 22:52:57 · answer #2 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Hmmm, so so. Please try another.

2006-09-19 22:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋