On his last day on the job, a mailman is greeted by a young housewife who invites him in for breakfast. After the feast she leads him to the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp. Afterward she gives him two dollars.
“Jeez,” says the mailman, “this is great, but what’s with the two dollars?”
“Well,” she replies, “since you’re retiring, I asked my husband what we should do for you. He said, ‘F$ck him—give him a couple of bucks.’ Breakfast was my idea.”
2006-09-19 15:12:28 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that was hilarious
very lucky mailman ^_^
thanks again
2006-09-19 15:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but it always get a smile out of me... how thoughtful of her to make breakfast :)
2006-09-19 16:29:51 · answer #2 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have loved breakfast....I think the postman liked his better
2006-09-19 19:11:55 · answer #3 · answered by troll05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny. LOL. Thanks for the great laugh. I wish I was that postman.
2006-09-19 15:14:53 · answer #4 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh lol i get it
2006-09-19 15:42:14 · answer #5 · answered by yellowskinnedguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny
2006-09-19 15:16:41 · answer #6 · answered by cobo6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that was hilarious, lol! :]
2006-09-19 15:46:18 · answer #7 · answered by milkshake74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!! very funny.
2006-09-19 15:16:17 · answer #8 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it! ♥ ♥ ♥
2006-09-19 15:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm, so so. Please try again.
2006-09-19 15:36:58 · answer #10 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋