LIQUOR WARNING...
> >
> >Of course this does not apply to you and me, but
> you may want to pass
> >this on to other people to warn them.
> >
> >Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's
> suggestion that
> >the following warning labels be placed immediately
> on all varieties of
> >alcohol containers:
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
> wondering what the
> >hell happened to your bra and panties.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
> think you are
> >whispering when you are not.
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
> factor in dancing like
> >a retard.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
> to tell your friends
> >over and over again that you love them.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
> to think you can
> >sing.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
> to believe that
> >ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone
> them at four in the
> >morning.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
> think you can
> >logically converse with members of the opposite
> sex without spitting.
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> ~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
> illusion that you
> >are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
> than most people.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
> to think people are
> >laughing WITH you.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
> pregnancy.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
> to believe you are
> >invisible.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a
> disturbance in the
> >time-space continuum, leaving you unable to
> account for large chunks
> >of time.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
> think you have
> >mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting
> your *** kicked.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
> to roll over in the
> >morning and see something really scary.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
> cause of
> >inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and
> lower back.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you
> tink you kan tpye
> >reel gode.
2006-09-19 15:01:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG realdragonflame, its called a joke, not spam, that is why its in jokes and riddles, get a sense of humor.. good grief~!
2006-09-19 15:07:18 · update #1
I always wondered if that is why when I went to bed the girl next to me looked like michelle pfiffer and in the morning i found barny pfiffer. That really wasn't good. You should have seen her, had moles all over, big old crop of hair on her back.....
2006-09-19 15:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by dread pirate lavenderbeard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! And very courteous of you to post the over 21 thing. People like you make the net a lot safer for kids. Thank you (I have 4 kids)
lol- I noticed after I left the question what your name is, lol!. I guess moms of 4 think alike!
2006-09-19 15:19:45 · answer #2 · answered by feathereafter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh if only they had these warnings on the alcohol bottles in the past, it would have saved me a lot of embarassment.
2006-09-19 15:22:29 · answer #3 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny but y is it 21+ only i don get that part
nd u shuldnt rite 21 + onli cuz ppl dat r'nt 21 + only will look at it ne way
2006-09-19 16:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's sad that I can actually relate to almost every one of those warnings!
2006-09-19 16:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-09-19 15:04:40 · answer #6 · answered by ladydragondale 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but perhaps consider not promoting spam?
duh, marshmallow, the "liqour warning" advises quote you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them unquote
I am sure that is promoting spam, check your facts before you look even more like a bucket of tramp spunk and insult users by name
2006-09-19 15:03:37 · answer #7 · answered by realdragonflame 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
that was f*ckin great and i think they SHOULD put that on all booze bottles. it would give the drunks something more to laugh at...lmao...good one keep it up. :^)
2006-09-19 15:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by Gina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah rite, but thatd be friggen hilarious
2006-09-19 15:03:49 · answer #9 · answered by xenoith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol its funny, but sorry I'm not 21+, i was just curious.
2006-09-19 15:10:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋