http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28812/print/
2006-09-19 14:42:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sorry, I know it's old "news", but I just ran across the link on another site.
Uhm...yes...I'm aware of the sarcasm, sigh...
2006-09-19 14:49:02 · update #1
judging by many of the answers who clearly think I am serious, and who clearly didn't read the link...IT"S CALLED HUMOR....HAR HAR HAR
2006-09-19 14:51:04 · update #2
The thousands out there that are STILL paralyzed.
2006-09-19 14:45:12 · answer #1 · answered by morningstar 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
OK you had me going there for a minute but after I read the story I knew you were being facetious. However I do believe in prayer and in God The Father so I forgive you.
2006-09-19 14:51:04 · answer #2 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah too bad this yet again didn''t leave any evidence and once again did not heal the young boy....didn't the bible say whatever you pray for you will receive? so much for that. The bible was clearly written by primitive men and God is imaginary....join us in reality, it's not as bad as you think.
2006-09-19 14:47:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love theonion - i used to actually subscribe to the paper version. I think it should be required reading for all the sarcastically-challenged.
2006-09-19 14:45:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love the onion!
2006-09-19 14:47:58 · answer #5 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT!!! I hope you're not serious though... if you are, I would like to let you know that the Onion is a SATIRICAL online paper....
2006-09-19 14:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by seanswimsnrt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i read that like 5 years ago.
2006-09-19 14:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sad, but hilarious!
2006-09-19 14:47:51 · answer #8 · answered by valkyrie hero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The millions of starving children dying of disease in Africa.
2006-09-19 14:44:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's impressive that you believe that.
I am not commenting.
():-D
shadowgirl
2006-09-19 14:45:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋