if he does then why do people throw rocks at me when i do the monkey dance in church?
2006-09-19 14:20:51 · 14 answers · asked by whynotaskclown 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
christian clowns... another oxymoron......
2006-09-19 14:23:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God loves Christian clowns. But when you are in church don't do the monkey dance because it is not respectful of where you are. Wait until you get outside and then go wild, even swing from trees if you want. Where do the members of your church get the rocks? Do they come prepared because they know you will be there?
2006-09-19 14:25:53 · answer #2 · answered by papricka w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does he love Christian clowns? Look at Pat Robertson, Jimmy Swaggart, Benny Hinn just to name a few. God loves his clowns alright!
2006-09-21 16:18:26 · answer #3 · answered by Ask Donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God loves the clowns that make a frown upside down, dude
2006-09-19 14:22:54 · answer #4 · answered by sedona71 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your kidding me right? That is the most ...There isn't a word to describe how bad that is. You do whatever makes you happy. Hey your not hurting anybody and they are not embarresed. But you know what?, if they are that little. No wait I think you shoud repeat to yourself IT IS WHAT IT IS and if they have the situation (problem) than that's all them not you right?
cheers darlin
2006-09-19 14:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by scully_22ps 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he likes the clown he hates the Christian part
2006-09-19 14:24:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
SPEAK OF MONKEYS --- HERES A GEM FROM ISLAM!!
"During the pre-lslamic period of ignorance I saw a SHE-MONKEY surrounded by a number of monkeys. They were all STONING it, because it had committed ILLEGAL (according to monkey laws) sexual intercourse. I too, stoned it along with them. " http://www.islamicity.com/mosque/sunnah/bukhari/058.sbt.html#005.058.188
2006-09-19 14:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God loves all his children. I thing your Church is to up-tight.
2006-09-19 14:25:38 · answer #8 · answered by whataboutme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry about the rocks. I'll use tomatoes next time.
2006-09-19 14:39:48 · answer #9 · answered by Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. You look vaguely familiar. But it can't be whynotaskdon because he's at Level 7.
2006-09-19 14:40:08 · answer #10 · answered by celticwoman777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Clowns are pure evil.
2006-09-19 14:27:45 · answer #11 · answered by Sass B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋