short quote like (life is short party naked) about alcohal..thanks
2006-09-19 14:00:36 · 10 answers · asked by cutiepie3 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
I have a drinking problem--2 hands & one mouth!
I'm not drunk as long as I can still hang on to the floor.
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor!
Rehab is for quitters.
I'm not an alcoholic: they go to meetings. I'm a drunk.
2006-09-19 14:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they will feel all day.
you are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.
MY PERSONAL FAVE
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.
Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.
2006-09-21 06:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drunks
Invicible yet incapable. Suffering from vision, hearing and speech impairment. Will shag anything that moves yet liable to sleep anywhere. Posessing and illogical belief that he/she is gorgeous despite babbling incoherently with loss of most bodily functions.
2006-09-20 01:23:01 · answer #3 · answered by swansez11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Work is the curse of the drinking class.-Oscar Wilde
2006-09-20 01:59:16 · answer #4 · answered by musselsfrmtheshell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is more of a toast, but it's still really funny :)
"Here's to HONOR....
gettin on her
staying on her
and c*mmin in her!"
2006-09-19 21:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by cutiewithabooooty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
over the lips
throuh th gums
watch out stomach
here it comes
2006-09-19 21:03:09 · answer #6 · answered by worldstiti 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
FLOOR!
I'm not as think as your drunk I am!
2006-09-19 21:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Instant asshole, just add alcohol
2006-09-20 02:15:43 · answer #8 · answered by mike h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
three monks walk into a bar...
2006-09-19 21:02:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for p****y
their p*****r's would rust."
"Here's to the ones we love,
Here's to the ones that love us,
If the one's that we love,
are not the one's that love us,
F*** the one's we love,
and here's to us."
2006-09-20 06:01:49 · answer #10 · answered by Romney S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋