Why did the chicken cross the road?
2006-09-19 13:57:13 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The chicken was an illegal immigrant. He not only crossed the road, but he also crossed the border! There are over 12 million illegal chickens in this country. My fellow Minutemen members have witnessed this for years while the feds do nothing about it.
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
The duck suggested to the chicken that they play
follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction .
There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, and there never has been any such chicken.
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in
his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no
chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own
way.
'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
That's the (censored) reason.
2006-09-19 14:27:49 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Chicken never crossed the road, the fluctuations of the time and space continuum made it seem that the chicken crossed the road but in reality it was a duck that crossed the road.
2006-09-19 18:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Same Reason why we Cross The Road Lol
2006-09-19 14:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you will get after the chicken cross the road.
2006-09-19 13:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by prince47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you see the chicken crossed the road...because his long list brother was on the the other side...who was looking for a friend....and who also had to cross the road...and his brother almost got hit by a dodge caravan....but like in a game of frogger...the chickens brother had mad karate skills and chopped that dodge in half....so now he is on the other side...and had a minor concussion...so he forgot of his brother...you see thats why he is long lost....now they are found.....that my friend is why the chicken crossed the road
2006-09-19 14:00:59 · answer #5 · answered by kevin 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when the chicken will cross the road u will get it
2006-09-19 17:03:41 · answer #6 · answered by aanu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont know.... why did the chicken cross the road?
2006-09-20 03:48:39 · answer #7 · answered by Beautiful Elmo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dah-----Because someone built a road where the chicken walked.
2006-09-19 14:32:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To help missandiego get her 100 answers.
2006-09-19 15:01:42 · answer #9 · answered by Papa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.lol
2006-09-19 14:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by E.T 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋