I know the cops are going to come looking at some point, and the damn dog left bones all over the place. .
2006-09-19 13:42:19 · 24 answers · asked by cdrfish7 1 in Pets ➔ Dogs
feed him another kid
2006-09-19 13:44:32 · answer #1 · answered by david o 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well here's what you do... Gather up all the bone's, put them in a big pot of boiling water, add some veggies, potato's, seasoning, etc. and simmer for a couple of hours. When the cops come around tell them you know of no such thing and invite them to stay for a home cooked meal. Enjoy your supper.
2006-09-19 13:47:52 · answer #2 · answered by Tammy A 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
well, definitely bury the bones, or get rid of them in an inconspicuous manner. and next time, try to get him to eat the neighborhood cats instead, unless the children are just too damn annoying
2006-09-19 14:06:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man .. I had a wolf shepard mix and that dog was a terror! he ate ALL the chickens for miles around \. he would drag home dead deer and it wasn't deer season!
2006-09-19 13:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well first you better get rid of the bones.And please do not bury them in your yard.
Take them far away to dispose of them.
And try not to worry.There's probably so many kids running wild in your neighborhood that no one will notice for quite awhile.
I seem to have alot of kids running rampant around here as well.Can I borrow your dog?
2006-09-20 00:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't bother putting out kibble, he'll be full for a while.
I hear the bones of children are much sought after by occultists, maybe you can call some goths to come take the remains off your hands:)
2006-09-19 13:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by juicy_wishun 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol. my husky attacked our neighbor because the neighbor wrapped a rope around our dogs neck and tried to drag him back to our house. our dog didnt like it and f-ed the dude up, so we had to give teh dog away to another family. : (
2006-09-19 13:44:55 · answer #7 · answered by nick n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hide the bones and replace the child at once.try to get a child of the same color&size and sex if possible.although after they are about half grown nowdays you usually can"t tell the difference.
2006-09-19 13:52:53 · answer #8 · answered by biggun 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make a necklace out of the bones, then you can get some media while you are at it.
2006-09-19 13:45:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, I guess you can "say what do you mean I don't have a dog , and put the bones some place different , maybe CSI can help them, you're funny
2006-09-19 13:59:43 · answer #10 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Split him open and let Little Red Riding Hood out you dope!!
2006-09-19 14:12:47 · answer #11 · answered by K G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋