riddle, THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. WHAT AM I?
IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSELY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNISE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THEOPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRIRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES ADAY,BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
2006-09-19 13:11:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A toothbrush
2006-09-19 13:12:41 · answer #1 · answered by ken473 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A toothbrush
2006-09-19 20:13:17 · answer #2 · answered by SunFun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its an electric toothbrush but i dont get the hole part nd if it isnt a toothbrush than im goin wit a penis
2006-09-19 23:20:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A banana
2006-09-19 20:12:45 · answer #4 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
before I check anyone's answer, I'm going to guess a toothbrush?
2006-09-19 20:22:28 · answer #5 · answered by feathereafter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice, it's a toothbrush, but I also think I need a cigarette now, and I don't even smoke
2006-09-19 20:20:00 · answer #6 · answered by eric g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, I have no ******* clue......... *crickets* ..... that was the funniest and most mentally challenging thing I've seen in my 20+ years of life...... *crickets* ..... nice one..... ..... :-|
2006-09-19 20:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by neofascistpriest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tooth brush or tooth paste
2006-09-19 20:12:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, you really have too much time on your hands!
2006-09-19 20:12:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dammit, even after reading the word "bristling" i still didn't get it.
Toothbrush... nice.
2006-09-19 20:14:18 · answer #10 · answered by s_e_e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋