it has to be clean
2006-09-19 13:02:41 · 11 answers · asked by M_E 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a stupid question
2006-09-19 13:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A lecture about English joke text
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
2006-09-20 00:28:16 · answer #2 · answered by aanu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods. The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir," replied the young guy, "but my friend back there, well, he don't have one."
2006-09-19 20:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Want to hear a dirty joke... pig rolled in the mud, want to hear a clean joke... pig took a bath. So cheesy but still kinda cute! But you have to say the want to hear a dirty joke and the want to hear a clean joke part.
2006-09-19 20:05:22 · answer #4 · answered by Lax Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-21 12:12:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know so many and yet I know so little ...
ah, here's one :
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened.
"So, how did you do, son?" he asked.
"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How'd you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."
heee hee !
here's another one :
A six-year-old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room.
"But, Mom," he said, brightening, "you don't have to worry about buying another one. Charlie's mother said it was irreplaceable."
haa !
2006-09-19 20:08:12 · answer #6 · answered by Christina M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who would win in a race?
a- the easter bunny
b- santa clause
c- a patriotic American loving Democrat
d- a patriotic American loving Republican
the answer is D... because the other 3 are all make believe characters.
2006-09-19 20:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by Rat P... 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Question: What did the number zero say to the number eight?
Answer: Nice belt!
2006-09-19 20:05:16 · answer #8 · answered by Holly Mig 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
2006-09-20 02:04:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this guy walked into a bar, and said ow!
2006-09-19 20:15:17 · answer #10 · answered by corbinlvr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you catch a "unique" rabbit ?
Unique up on it (you sneak up on it-get it)
how do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way
2006-09-19 20:22:13 · answer #11 · answered by Mike B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋