What if your dog could talk? What would he/she say?

Question

I have 2 black labs. One just came in to say hi. She rubbed her head against my arm to get my attention. I asked her, what? and then I thought, what if she could talk to me? cool.

Answer 1

if my shepard could talk to me, she would be telling me what a good mom I am to her and tell me that she loves me all day long.

Answer 2

2 canines (Abbey and Kiera) - the two Jack Russells Abbey: howdy Mum, can we play? Come on Mum enable's play.....Now Mum! i've got been sitting here on the window, waiting for a while so which you would be able to finally come domicile so which you would be able to play with me. Kiera: Awww Abbey, you quite often want to play, do not you ever think of approximately something different than working after the tennis ball? Why can't we merely be quiet and function quite some cuddles? Me: Now females, you already know i admire you the two. Abbey needs quite some exercising and is quite stressful and Kiera, as you're older i understand you want to have a run too yet not as much as Abbey so which you get to have a siesta whilst she chases the ball and then we can all have cuddles.

Answer 3

Actually most animals do talk, people have been lead to believe they have to Rise to our level to be intelligent. Which not show good intelligence on the part of people. Once we learn the animal's language we can communicate with them. But, if my dog had vocal cords, she would say what she always tells me. "Get me a Double Cheeseburger and Fries when you in town"!!!

Answer 4

I think my Lexi (2 year old Pit Bull) would tell me she loves me and that her little brother Nino (7 month old Pit mix) is a pain in the neck. And Nino would say that he loves me and that he only wants treats, no regular dog food, just treats.

Answer 5

A dog is such a friendly and loyal character (and it is known for this) that it would think of its owner's welfare all the time. It would therefore only talk in tune with this basic characteristic of his which is to reaffirm and reassure you of its friendship and loyalty to you!!

Answer 6

They would say stuff like:

Nooo! don't throw away the bones!
or
Stupid girl, she just flushed perfectly good smelly poop down the toilet.
or
Can you smell the dogs butt down the street too? Sweeeeeet!
or
Do you mind if I hump your leg for a few seconds.....Pleeeeeese!
or
Can I eat that?
or
Have you ever laid in the sun until you got really really hot and then got up and went into the shade.....God that feels good.
or
Would you scratch my back?....yea....yea....
that's it....a little lower....right there...why is my leg doing that?
or
I smell cheese.
or
Ouch! who locked the doggy door?
Stuff like that.

Answer 7

I would hate it if our pets could talk, because then they'd learn to talk back.

If they talked back then what would happen to unconditional love? It'd be like babysitting a 5 year old.

Answer 8

I can read my pekinese like a book. She is just like a human.
But she can't talk, but if she could she would say: Get rid of that new kitten!

Answer 9

Woof

Answer 10

My dog would say ..GIVE ME A COOKIE! the cat tastes GOOD HA I can lick my crotch HA! HA! HA! lets go chase the squrrels come on come on use all four of your legs ! what happened to the rest of your fir! LOL

Answer 11

my boxer would say mommy i luv u. let me give you lots of kisses untill your face is soaked. and scraych my *** while your at it

my basenji would say hey mom hey mom listen i can yodel yoo laa hee whooo

my pit/blk chow you cant stare out the window its my job woof woof