How to Cook a Turkey
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
Step 3: Put turkey in oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
2006-09-19 12:52:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anton Mathew 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sounds like thanks giving at my house only this is a little bit more sober
2006-09-19 13:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gee...I thought I had a good little rum and coke buzz goint there, but I guess not, because it made Precieft Snece to me.
And it made me laugh.
2006-09-20 03:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by maat13101 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hic hey bart ender hic i'll hic have an ah an ana another dinki hic pease hic. cheers
2006-09-19 20:10:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I feel drunk just reading this...lol
2006-09-19 19:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by 1 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN AT MY HOUSE THANKSGIVING. LOL I LOVE IT THAT MADE MY DAY THANKS FOR THE LAUGH...
2006-09-19 19:57:47 · answer #5 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well that was great!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy thanks giving to you!!!
CHEERS!
2006-09-19 20:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by girlscanfishtoo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋