i can't wait till jesus comes back the first thing i wanna ask him is to dance with me the monkey dance!!!!! it will be great!!!
OMG!! i can't wait!!!
2006-09-19 12:44:35 · 8 answers · asked by whynotaskclown 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You will be so happy and in shock when you see him you wouldn't ask him to do such a retarded thing........
2006-09-19 12:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is not coming back. Questions about Jesus, or Questions designed to convert or recruit people to Jesus (or even away from Jesus for that matter)are simply a waste of time. Ditto for being "saved" or trying to clarify minute points of scripture when there are so many different interpretations and editions of text. People have already decided for the most part if they believe in the fiction written in the bible. People who feel God talks to them have psychological problems because hearing voices is a psychological illness. All the major world religions have issues like this.
2006-09-20 14:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, but you will have to wait your turn. I have been waiting for him for about a kazillion years and when he gets here I am going to ask him for world peace, an end to all sickness and no more floods. And I am going to have the best horse in the world and live on a ranch in Montana which will be empty because all of the Hollywood people will be in hell.
2006-09-19 19:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by Isis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well He will be very busy. There will be many sick people to heal; hungry people to feed; and a planet to rule. He did think you are important enough to die for. He may be able to make time for dancing with you. Will you make time to bow before Him?
2006-09-19 19:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by ballewthebear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When that day comes I will probably not be able to speak, much less ask an innane question like that. I imagine I will be on my knees and hiding my face.
2006-09-19 22:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um anyways, i think that i would ask Him to hug me. I am waiting for the chance i have to hug Him and let Him know for real how much i love Him for what He has done for me.
2006-09-19 19:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by Mia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna ask him to become athiest!
BWAHAHA!
Also, if he comes back, would he still be jewish? Or would he be christian?
Does he have to accept himself as his own savior? But wouldn't that be uber vanity and a sin? But if he's Jewish, apparently he's going to hell!
AAAH CONUNDRUM!
2006-09-19 19:49:55 · answer #7 · answered by ronintama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perhaps, if he does come back... if he isn't back already... he'll slap the shtookie out of all the pseudo-christians and say "What the Fork is WRONG with you people!?!"
just a thought
2006-09-19 19:53:42 · answer #8 · answered by Onyx Dracona 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋