I know you Atheists think yerselves smarter dan paint bu' can you still deny his noodly appendage when the winds a-howlin and yer ships mass splinters and yer sails-a fray and ye bent on your luck in a middle of-a monster of a storm? Or will you forget ur pride and ask his noodly one for a bit-a-assistance...nah...i didn't right reckon you would but, he be watchin none the less. you can turn ur back on him but he will still be-a-starin at the back of your head matey...jus' a few words for the soul, and I hope you may come right forth and see the light, for it be righ' in front of you!
RAmen!
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2006-09-19 12:31:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*sighs*
Guys, the noodle thing..getting a tad pathetic now.
*imagines the hordes of teeny-boppers thinking their cool and alternative'
2006-09-19 12:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by thomas p 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are right. I am athiest and I cannot deny the divinity of the great SM. His noodly appendage has touched me in ways that I cannot describe. Aaaarrrgh. Drink up me hearties Yo Ho!
2006-09-19 19:34:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
His noodly appendage is just so BIG and so much GREATER than any man's! I moan for the SM!
2006-09-19 19:59:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh Elmo, do you think God is watching you and might possibly get you some glasses so that you could find the spell check button? This isn't text messaging--you have an entire keyboard in front of you -----------or God forbid, is that how you talk???
2006-09-19 19:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by chris 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aaarrg! Tell 'em to walk the plank!
RAmen
2006-09-19 19:40:18 · answer #5 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrggg... Any more of this pirate talk from you scallywags, and I'll have yer guts fer garters.
Ramen
2006-09-19 19:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, I fell for it. And I'm a pastafarian myself!
Aren't you the saucy one!
2006-09-19 19:34:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Christian.
Read Romans 10
2006-09-19 19:35:28 · answer #8 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 5⤋
He shed his marinara for our sins.
2006-09-19 19:47:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is the rum gone?
2006-09-19 19:44:49 · answer #10 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋