So I really want some fresh pirate jokes. I've heard all the ones that are variations on "what is a pirates favorite..."
Movie, rated Arrggghhh
favorite sock Arrrgghhhhhgyle
favorite stae Arrrrgghhhhkansas
And I've heard about the pirate who put out his own eye the first day he had his hook. I've heard about the pirate with a ships wheel down his pants ("arrrgghhhh, it's driving me nuts."). I've heard about the pirate who calls for his brown pants. I need some fresh pirate material. 10 points for a truly original pirate joke.
2006-09-19 11:56:40 · 9 answers · asked by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little kid was trick or treating, and he was dressed as a pirate. When he got to a house, the old lady opened the door and said "aww, what a cute little pirate! so tell me, where are you buccaneers?"
his response was "under my buckin hat!"
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2006-09-19 11:58:31 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a pirate who poses for Playgirl?
A Play-matey!
Why do pirates read Playboy?
For the ARRRRticles!
What did the fat pirate cut out of his diet?
Larrrrrrrrd!
Why can't pirates play golf?
They can't make PARRrrrrrgh!!!
What do nerd pirates do in high school?
They run the video projectaaaaaaaaar.
What does a pirate from Boston say?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
How do you know if you are a Pirate?
You don't, you just AAARRRRRGH!
2006-09-19 20:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do pirates go on vacation???
Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrruba!
2006-09-19 19:04:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I stand behind you and pull your hair back
and you feel the blade of my sword I whisper in yer ear
say ya prayers matey
Fer when I goes into a cafe and sits down. I remembers that dey waitress comes to take yer order, & ya said to her "What's the special of the day?"
"Chilli," she says, I was a sitting next to ya and i remebers you had got da last bowl so that left me out
So I says I will just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As I waited, I noticed you and the bowl of chilli uneaten.
"Are you going to eat your chilli?" I asked.
"No, help yourself," replied you
As I take da spoon and eagerly began devouring the chilli. halfway through the bowl,I noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, I puked the chilli I had just eaten back into the bowl.
And you says to me Yeah, that's as far as I got, too
you are a lowlife pig and it has taken me all dis time to creep up on ya . So gives me ya treasure b4 I slit ya throat
2006-09-19 19:15:10 · answer #4 · answered by Queen A 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
what did captain hook say to Peterpan before he made him walk the plank?
watch your step mate,lol
2006-09-19 19:02:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a pedophile pirate?
AARRRRGGH Kelly!!
2006-09-19 19:09:00 · answer #6 · answered by honeyleelove 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
ARrrrgh matie you be rite it is....got to find that web site...
2006-09-19 18:58:34 · answer #7 · answered by princesskyniption 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
queen a, you sound so misguided.
2006-09-20 00:09:55 · answer #8 · answered by slippie 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahaha.........
2006-09-19 19:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by mysnowby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋