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i need to pass a drug screen and i smoked a joint over the weekend and i know its gonna be hot.i need to pass it tomarrow for a big job .anyone have any ideas on a home remedy for this i need a quick fix

2006-09-19 11:27:23 · 19 answers · asked by whiskeydog06 2 in Science & Mathematics Medicine

19 answers

Drink as much water as you can stand - and then drink some cranberry juice. If you have a health food store nearby go in and ask for "detoxifying" drinks. They will know what you mean.

2006-09-19 11:28:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well...if you're not smart enough to stay away from the dope before a drug test, then you don't really deserve to get the job to begin with. There's a reason so many companies do drug screening... because past experience shows that people who use recreational drugs are unreliable as employees and shouldn't be hired. If you want to get a job, stay off the joints. There isn't a "quick fix".

2006-09-20 16:56:50 · answer #2 · answered by medrecgal1973 5 · 0 1

you cant do anything to mask it if the test is tomal and I'm not going to suggest you use someone else's pee in an eyedropper, or any of the other crazy ideas the peeps are gonna give.
If this was, say, 2 or 3 weeks before the test, then I'd say "drink lots and I MEAN LOTS of water and take niacin"....but no, you had to smoke the doobage didn't ya.
I don't think you'll get the job, hon.
Once you GET the job, THEN you smoke the doobage all you want, but first you have to GET the job...arrrrgh...KIDS!

2006-09-19 18:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0 1

Hi. You were going for a drug test and you smoked a joint. You were going to pass but you smoked a joint. They might suspect that you were smoking joints but now they'll know. Oh wow man...

2006-09-19 18:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by Cirric 7 · 1 1

Why would you smoke when you're getting ready to start a big job? Everyone gives drug tests.

2006-09-19 18:31:14 · answer #5 · answered by acage123 3 · 1 1

piss 5 times before going in the jar within 45 minutes.....2 gallons the night before.and vitamin B to color the piss !

2006-09-19 19:13:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Drink a bunch of water to get it outta your system. If that don't work, you're screwed then. Cause that stuff usually takes about a month to get outta ur system.

2006-09-19 18:29:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

drip bleach in the urine sample, not a lot but just like 2 3 drops, it worked for me!

2006-09-19 18:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

YOU SHOULD GO IN AND PISS IN THE CUP AND THEN NEVER SHOW UP AGAIN FOR ANY "BIG JOBS" PISS TEST
cos BRO... YOU WERE DONE WITH THAT JOB B4 YOU EVER WALKED IN THE DOOR

2006-09-19 19:22:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anna S 1 · 0 1

Stop using dope and drugs and you won't have to worry about passing your pee tests.

2006-09-19 18:28:50 · answer #10 · answered by quietwalker 5 · 0 1

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