Running down the categories:
Art: Black and white photographs are actually in colour. The world used to be black and white itself.
History: The Great Depression is a gigantic hoax perpetrated by our grandparents to get us to be more frugal.
Politics: George W. Bush is actually Ross Perot in disguise.
Sports: Professional wrestling is real. Boxing is all fake.
Science: There is an end to the Universe. At the end is a brick wall guarded by a mean dog.
Biography: Alexander Hamilton was killed in a duel by Aaron Burr after telling Burr to have a nice day.
Geography: Rhode Island is no longer considered a state but is instead considered a dwarf state.
Medicine: There is a cure for the common cold, but the necessary ingredient is so rare that only one person can ever be cured of it.
Religion: If you see the Buddha crossing the road, kill him!
Music: Opera should be censored for its obscene lyrics.
Film: Star Wars: Episode 7: The Wrath of Jar-Jar, in theatres May 2034.
Television: 24 is filmed in real time live in front of a studio audience.
Romance: Human sexuality is no longer worth it.
2006-09-21 10:26:57
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answer #1
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answered by Ѕємι~Мαđ ŠçїєŋŧιѕТ 6
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Blue and yellow polka dotted hairy-eyed chickens are taking over the world!
2006-09-19 17:32:18
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answer #2
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answered by nerveserver 5
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Ok ur cute i love ur avatar.
You look cool like if u have the ghetto
And well I don't like saying bad things
2006-09-19 17:32:06
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND! How's that for some thing. Hope your day gets better because it sounds like your having a bad day.
2006-09-19 17:33:40
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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im in love with the guy that i am seeing and i am too afraid to tell him cause i am a chicken **** lol
2006-09-19 17:32:22
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answer #5
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answered by psycholilblondegirl 4
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i'm on a diet. HEHEHEHE. I'm not even fat. But my parents said I have to go on a diet because i'm getting there.
LOL
no more chocolate brownies for me.
2006-09-19 17:32:56
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answer #6
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answered by alaina 1
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well Pretty, ide say we need to talk about loveeeeeeeeee, somthing i'm feeling your not getting any of, if i'm wrong write me back
2006-09-19 17:32:42
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answer #7
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answered by rpoker 6
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that hat dun look good on you ^^ and guys dun like girls with huge earings
2006-09-19 17:31:54
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answer #8
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answered by BlueCherubi 2
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Are you pretty and angry or just pretty? Hope you're over 18.
2006-09-19 17:34:00
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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Ya wanna put some lipstick around my dipstick? hehe!
2006-09-19 17:33:19
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answered by Anonymous
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