if someone says "grow some ball" what is a good comeback without saying something dorky like "i already got them"
2006-09-19 10:13:54 · 28 answers · asked by griffin@snet.net 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I wouldn't bother with a comeback, I would just start kicking their @ss. Thats just how I roll.
2006-09-19 10:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Ivan D 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I've never found a response to an insult better than "The Look."
If you say anything in response to an insult, you just take that insult and make it last longer - and invite another.
Instead, just look at the insulter in a mildly pitying way, shake your head, and move on, WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. What the look says is "you poor thing - you don't know how lame you sound, do you?" coupled with "what you just said isn't even interesting enough to comment on."
It takes practice to master, but once you've got it, it becomes second nature, and people figure out you're not much fun to insult, because you just won't be dragged into it. Good luck!
2006-09-19 17:45:28 · answer #2 · answered by peculiarpup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-grow a di*k
-why? so i can teach you how to grow them?
-why? you need some spares?
-i don't want any more really
-rather grow some ti*s
-you need a permit for that nowadays
-as long as you grow me a pretty flower
-grow a brain so you can come up with some better insults
-thats pathetic! a better insult would've been to punch me
-oooh harsh, learn to call people!
-yup, you'll need some spare ines once i've ripped yours off!!
-im not into that.
-already got two for you to suck!
-grow some good looks you ugly sack of pig sh1t!
-my doctor warned me not to
-if i did that i'd be a science experiment for the world 'the man who can grow spare balls!!' i dnt want that at all!
these are crappy, sorry, im not too witty when im drunk!
2006-09-19 17:26:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to feel again!.. or ask them how big do guys grow where you come from?
2006-09-19 17:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cousin Vinnie says slap the s**t out of him, and tell him "I've got them - you don't".
I say, ask him if he's starting a garden.
2006-09-19 20:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by JubJub 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can ask, "Before or after you?"
Alternatively, you can ask, "WHAT is your fascination with the state of my balls, huh?"
"What exactly is your fascination with another man's genitals? Sorry, I only like women!"
2006-09-19 19:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's a woman saying it, tell her that nobody could grow them as large as hers...
If it's a guy who is saying it, tell them "as soon as you grow a brain"...
2006-09-19 17:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No come back necessary. You obviously showed that you are a castrati and deserve it.
2006-09-19 17:19:09 · answer #8 · answered by Jimfix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, if it is a guy say "okay, at least then one of us will have some!" If it is a woman ask her if you can borrow hers.
2006-09-19 17:17:31 · answer #9 · answered by The_know_it_all 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your Mom thought they were big enough.
2006-09-22 13:34:23 · answer #10 · answered by Peri 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋