The Book of Duckester, 1 Disneyians 11:39-40 "Thou shalt follow the path of Donald Duck, for he shalt be your guidance to happiness, and to eternal candies. So you shalt do what he says, and question not his commands, for he knows this book more than you".
Do you my faithful followers submit to this clear command? You surely will have ice creams and candies if you followed me.
2006-09-19 09:01:43 · 12 answers · asked by whynotaskdonaldduck 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
FINALLY, ive been waiting for donald duck to admit hes godly.
2006-09-19 09:03:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the god donald duck the true god of the planet the bringer of fun and sweets we are at your command can you swing it so we can get captain jack sparrow back with help from the great disney
2006-09-19 16:20:26 · answer #2 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck then it must be a duck....repent and seek the candy and ice cream !
2006-09-19 16:04:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
..here's a fact - mathematicians have stated that anything that has a chance of happening, less than one time, in one (with ten zeroes after it) is impossible. And the chance that even one of the amino acids needed for life came about through chance is one in one with 113 zeroes after it..
2006-09-19 16:11:13 · answer #4 · answered by flowerchilde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, sorry still atheist.
Although I do rank Doanld Duck on an equal footing with every other religion's god. All imaginary.
2006-09-19 16:04:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
arrrr, th' one true lord be de Flying Spaghetti Monster (PBUH)
How dare ye defile our lord on his most holy day, talk like a pirate day. Ya lily livered scallywag!
2006-09-19 16:03:59 · answer #6 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Donald. You have risen and come before us again.
What took you so long ?
2006-09-19 18:28:36 · answer #7 · answered by davebrit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH GOD, I CAN'T RESIST
I had duck at my local chinese restaurant one time, and it was pretty good. Better, dare I say it, than pasta. You can count me in.
2006-09-19 16:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by God 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you cant copy the fsm.. sorry matey.. tis wise to git yerself touched by the noodly appendage...
aarrr
ramen
2006-09-19 16:04:32 · answer #9 · answered by psychstudent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disney is evil.
2006-09-19 16:20:04 · answer #10 · answered by Err 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋