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A farmer had a brown cow and a white cow, and he wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.

He told his son to watch and tell him when the bull was finished.

After a while the boy came into the living room where his father was talking to some friends.

"Say, Pop", said the boy.
"Yes", replied the father.
"The bull has just screwed the brown cow!".

There was a sudden silence in the conversation. The father asked his friends to excuse him for a moment, took his son outside and said:
"Son, you musn't use language like that, especially in front of company. You should say that the bull 'surprised' the cow. now go and watch and tell me when the bull 'surprises' the white cow".

The father went back inside the house.
After a while the boy came back and said "Hey, Daddy!".
"Yes, son, did the bull 'surprise' the white cow"?

"He sure did, Pop! he screwed the brown cow again!"

2006-09-19 08:55:56 · 11 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Freetoder, We have a saying which means that a person with jaundice finds everything yellow.
This is just a joke..smile if you can or just ignore.

2006-09-19 16:21:44 · update #1

11 answers

hehehe... funny one............

Hi, freetoder, don't look for racism every where, man. It is just a joke enjoy it if you like...If you are so offended, change the brown to white...who cares.?

2006-09-19 09:07:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Pretty funny. Poor old white cow lost out.

Thanks.

2006-09-19 11:23:45 · answer #2 · answered by Woody 3 · 0 0

Ha ha LOL funny classic joke

2006-09-19 09:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

Racism rears it's bovine head.

2006-09-19 08:59:30 · answer #4 · answered by freetodervish 3 · 0 1

I love the "SURPRISE" ending, good joke lol

2006-09-19 09:42:35 · answer #5 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0 0

you know what they say, once you go brown, you never go back... wait, that's not right.

2006-09-19 09:06:25 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 0

hahaha

2006-09-19 09:02:27 · answer #7 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0 0

Hmmm....

2006-09-19 09:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

let it very good

2006-09-20 04:06:22 · answer #9 · answered by sanat 3 · 0 0

great stuff

2006-09-19 09:29:34 · answer #10 · answered by Bruno Tataglia 3 · 0 0

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