2006-09-19 08:51:09 · 28 answers · asked by dishwasher67 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Go for it and infiltrate Wonka's corporation and indulge in espianage with the Hershey factory. I bet you could make a ton of money!!! Bad news...you'd be short, fat and orange.
2006-09-19 08:53:35 · answer #1 · answered by The Nag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the thousands man!! Go for it!!!!! It might be a wonderful experience. People always want to get sex changes, then why not change into an Oompa Loompa. Be advised about Oompa Loompa stereotypes though. You will be expected to work on that Orange tan that so many Oompa Loompas have, and also you'll always have to sing songs that have a moral to them. lol!!
2006-09-19 09:03:23 · answer #2 · answered by Vinyleyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude... you can't be TURNED into an Oompa Loompa, you're BORN an Oompa Loompa...
Sheesh... everyone knows that.
Now... you CAN be turned into a giant blueberry though... if he tries to put anything in your mouth, don't let him.
... which is VERY good advice in general.
2006-09-19 08:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by Village Idiot 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You lucky champ! I am really feeling jealous of you. Just be one and you will be having a chance to flirt with lots and lots of female Oompa Loompas in his factory. And next time if he wants to turn someone else to an Oompa Loompa, please recommend my name, ok?
God Bless ^__^
2006-09-19 09:12:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was disappointed when i saw that you weren't the What Should I Do Retard!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway, go for it!!!!!!!!!!!
eat all the chocolate and candy you want!!!!
you might look a little goofy, but who cares
how many people can say they are an Oompa Loompa?!
2006-09-19 09:03:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for it. all the candy u can eat and singing OOMPA LOOMPA all day. sure sounds fun for me
2006-09-19 09:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by Bdazzeling 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never trust the man with candies.
2006-09-19 08:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
behind over to 2 da front n touch ur toes
2006-09-19 09:12:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run. Run as fast as you can. Or slam the door in his face that should stop him.
2006-09-19 08:53:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop taking drugs and seek mental help.
2006-09-19 08:54:12 · answer #10 · answered by Mickeymouse20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋