From the Evolution's Unritten Bible...
" In the Begining, Chance created the heavens and the earth. And there, existed a speck from nothing, smaller than an atom. Almighty Chance caused the speck to explode, and all came to be. Laws from caos, order from disorder, matter and energy swelled from the voidless aybis. Praise be to Father time for forming life and our ancestors and the foundations of the earth! Praise be to Fate for giving us the supperior capabilities! For there is no god but Almighty Chance, and Darwin, His messenger- dirt be upon him. And if anyman question Almighty Chance, let him be subject to mocking, and drowned in a current of hypothetical and unanswerable questions. Fight against the ignorants, force their children to follow Darwin's ways. For there is no god but Almighty Chance, and Darwin His Messenger- dirt be upon him. Anythinh that contradicts Fate is false... for Random Chance is the way and the truth and the life. Praise be to Chance."-First Chances,1:1-7
2006-09-19 08:27:03 · 15 answers · asked by Mr. Agappae 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I sais nothing about the Bible with Evolution:
Some Evolutionist have trouble reading or comprehending abviously...
I'm trying to make a point....
Evolution is a religion.
2006-09-19 09:12:13 · update #1
Feel free to believe that you came from some slopped drippings from a rock. There are so many holes in the entire evolution theory that it shocks me people still try to feed this garbage to anyone.
You think you can prove evolution? Look up Dr. Kent E. Hovind www.dino@drdino.com and try your argument against him.
2006-09-19 08:35:31 · answer #1 · answered by CLEMVIER 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋
That fails to make your point. You are simply taking basic ideas from science, some not even related to evolution, and phrasing it in religouesque jargon.
I hope this is really a joke, hell even if it is you still come off looking like an idiot to anyone with a speck of common sense.
2006-09-19 09:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If it was up to me I would issue hunting permits for any RR nut bug like yourself.
Go to the library not the rectory and read what our founding fathers spoke about BEFORE the Constitution was written. You will find that they came to the new world and wanted a UNITED STATES based as far away as the nut bag Christians in Europe and Briton as they could get. There is a true separation of church and state but the PROSTITUTING POLITICIANS over the years are why today we have idiots like you that have the false understanding of what our Constitution says. It gives you a right to believe what you want but also it gives me the right to not have to believe. But NOW we as NON believers have to support you idiot church goers with religious TAX EXEMPTIONS. SHOW ME WHERE IN THE CONSTITUTION YOU WERE GRANTED THAT RIGHT. FOOLS!!!!!!!
2006-09-19 09:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Since when does evolution include the big bang theory? Funny, always thought they were two separate theories, on account of them having different names and being about different things. I must just be stupid.
CLEMVIER: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You're kidding me, right? You mean this guy?
"The self-styled "Dr. Dino" (whose Ph.D, from an unaccredited university, is in Christian education)"
"In 1974, Hovind received a bachelor's degree in religious education from the unaccredited Midwestern Baptist College.[2] In 1988 and 1991 respectively, Hovind was awarded a masters's degree and doctorate in "Christian Education" from the unaccredited correspondence school Patriot University (now Patriot Bible University) in Colorado."
"Kent Hovind has been in trouble with law enforcement several times. These have included assault and battery, falsely declaring bankruptcy, failing to get necessary building permits, and various charges of tax evasion."
Yeah, that's the expert I want to go to.
2006-09-19 08:31:27 · answer #4 · answered by The Resurrectionist 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Evolution is a theory not a religion. It doesn't say anything about evolution in the bible, but it does explain the Big bang theory.
2006-09-19 08:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
No, that sounds like what Separation of Church and State (and Schoolroom Science) was supposed to be all about in the first place, prior to Idiotic Design.
2006-09-19 08:30:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
If you are trying to make yourself sound like a fool - YOU WIN!!
Science strives to find reasons for things, religion just takes the easy way out.
2006-09-19 08:33:49 · answer #7 · answered by Marc B 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Chance? Praise be to Chance?
You're a pretty thoroughly confused little creationist. Your anger is WAY outpacing your sense.
2006-09-19 08:31:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
Ugh, probably the most fallacy ridden logic I've seen in all my times on these forums Absolutely pitiful.
2006-09-19 08:33:26 · answer #9 · answered by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Dude, what the hell?!?!
Evolution is a scientific theory, not a religion.
2006-09-19 08:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋