2006-09-19 08:13:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
or is that a basic doctrinal incongruity?
2006-09-19 08:14:05 · update #1
I am fine with a low carb beer volcano, pirates, and strippers though. Is it a sin to pick and choose which tenets to follow? Arrrrrrgh
2006-09-20 06:35:49 · update #2
I suppose you could live off of balls and sauce...
2006-09-19 08:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is utter blasphemy!!! You bet your butt it's a basic doctrinal incongruity. Carb consumption is a holy practice, bub.
*chuckle* Only kidding. I don't think the great noodly master would fault you for trying to lose weight... even if it does exclude consuming that which is most holy.
Personally I think FSM is SOOOO nice that he'll rework a section of heaven for me as I never drink booze and am not all that fond of strippers. Wait... maybe there are MALE strippers... ok, then I only want a revamped volcano that has Diet Coke flowing from itself.
2006-09-19 08:14:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 04:23:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as you make up for it by enjoying the beer volcano and stripper factory.
2006-09-19 08:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. yes, I don't think the Noodly One would turn anyone away, needs each and every deckhand desperately. So worship the pasta without eating it! ARGGHH! You do have to love pirates though!
2006-09-19 08:17:09 · answer #5 · answered by Zen Pirate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you see a flying spaghetti monster you need to eat more food with substance- try organic spinach
2006-09-19 08:18:23 · answer #6 · answered by nieceofmissourifats 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose you could... I follow him and I do not drink or particularly care for strippers...
2006-09-19 08:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by sokkermum 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually you can. If the spaghetti is made from whole wheat. Regular spaghetti,,,, no.
2006-09-19 08:16:13 · answer #8 · answered by sweedima 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meoarrrrrg Matey
Stick to the meaty goodness of the balls and all is well.
2006-09-19 08:32:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope sorry too many carbs... Jim
2006-09-19 08:26:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrrrrr.
Thar be little hope fer ye. Ye should be swimmin with the fishes fer that.
2006-09-19 08:18:05 · answer #11 · answered by Pablito 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋