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Someone stated that FSM has bigger balls than God (LMFAO BTW) To make this statement; must someone know the size of God's balls? How big, or how small are they for FSM to have bigger ones?! Has anyone seen God's Balls?
I am asking this because someone told me not to believe everything I have read (IE evolution) and that I should have faith in God, no questions asked. But I feel compelled to ask this.
2006-09-19 08:05:51 · 14 answers · asked by Morning Star 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*dies laughing at this question*
My money is on FSM!!
AAARRR
2006-09-19 08:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by ηιgнт ѕтαя 5 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Okay, so... don't believe everything you read, oh EXCEPT the Bible? No, the Bible and what other people of the past and present have decided for you that God's Word is, is just as fallible as anything else you could read, such as evolution. It was written and decided on by humans just like us after all.
I'm not saying you should not have faith in your god, faith is a very important thing to have, but to believe in something blindly without questioning it for yourself and discovering what YOU feel is right, that's just sad.
As for God's balls, well, whoever said god was a man anyway? What makes you think the divine entity even has a sex, it's not like it needs to reproduce....
2006-09-19 15:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by brimaster86 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Charles Darwin castrated God and fed his lentil size balls to the sacred chickens.
2006-09-19 21:00:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
FSMs of course
2006-09-22 11:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by medic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ar.. tis wise of you ter ask this.. fsm's balls are HUUUUUUUUGE
let the appendage touch you and you shall be saved.. accept him into your stomach...
tis the right thing ter do, lest you be walking the plank matey
2006-09-19 15:21:27 · answer #5 · answered by psychstudent 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The FSM's balls (of meat) are in every one of his pictures... are there ever any pictures of God's balls? No... then we must infer that they are too small to be seen...
2006-09-19 15:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 4⤋
Respect The one, the self-sufficient Master, whom all creatures need, begets not, nor was he begotten. and none co-equal or comparable unto him.
FSM Saves!!
2006-09-19 15:08:13 · answer #7 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
FSM, of course. It was written down somewhere - so it has to be true!
RAmen.
2006-09-19 15:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by Marc B 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Are you getting the responses you so much want?....how about a real question when you have the time?
2006-09-19 15:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by chico2149 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
the FSM has meatballs. being a big thing of spaghetti...
...hello..
2006-09-19 15:06:56 · answer #10 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
god has to have big balls, I mean he created women
2006-09-19 15:07:10 · answer #11 · answered by smalltd28 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋