A man goes into the doctors with a carrot in his ear a pea up his nose and a tomato in his eye. "Doctor i don't feel well whats wrong with me"
The Doctor says "well for a start your not eating right..."
2006-09-19 08:01:30 · 35 answers · asked by ALAN B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he's also not pissing right if he's got pea up his nose.... :-D
2006-09-19 08:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by Walter W. Krijthe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you get a tomato in your eye?
2006-09-20 04:31:49 · answer #2 · answered by Athene1710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh too,and I really needed that lol
2006-09-19 09:37:30 · answer #3 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see David Shan he has a Bogey in his ear ha ha
2006-09-19 09:48:16 · answer #4 · answered by Psycho Dave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats a good one try this...
In a rape trial the lawyer asked: Did u scream for help?
Girl: Yes Sir.
Lawyer: Did anyone come?
She shyly replied: Yes sir, first I did, then he did.
2006-09-19 08:30:19 · answer #5 · answered by harry d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went to the drs with a mince pie stuck up my bum and he said iv'e got some cream for that.....
2006-09-19 08:06:03 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-09-19 08:04:16 · answer #7 · answered by Peddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-09-19 08:39:59 · answer #8 · answered by mjkinoh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! So bad it's funny!
2006-09-19 08:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
took a little while to catch it but when i did i smiled
2006-09-19 08:35:54 · answer #10 · answered by jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋