Regarding the theology of the meatloafmonster, he is displeased with hamburglar's use of condiments.
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We know and understand that the BIble condems people for stealing, and according to Exodus an eye for an eye, so I guess hamburglar would have his hand removed for stealing hamburger.
Interesting to note too in Leviticus 11:7-8 pork is an abomination.
We all know the parable of the mustard seed. Jesus have any words of wisdom for ketchup?
2006-09-19 07:52:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, but the Book of Subgenius does. As JR "Bob" Dobbs says "Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the hell out of it."
2006-09-19 07:55:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't think the Catholic church approves of the use of Condiments they rely on the rhythm method of birth control. The hamburglur Ronald McDonald Sid and Marty Croft live action childrens shows like puffnstuff and witchy poo are the reason for the dramatic increase in drug use in the 1980's . The Bugaloos of course led to the increase in homosexual behavior Just like tinky winky that little nancy.
The bible has no position on mustard seeds other than that they are very small and useful in parable Buddha uses the same parable but its some Asian tiny tiny realy small seed.
Nothing on ketchup as the tomato is a native American crop. YOU might check the Mormon Bible Jesus went over and talked to the Native Americans according to there theology he might have mentioned Tomatoes I just don't know.
2006-09-19 08:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by Rich 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 Corinthians 10:23-
2006-09-19 08:03:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you trying to mix religions? You talk about Jesus and the meatloafmonster's theology in the same question?
You remember you once suggested I delete a question...? I think it's time I return the suggestion.
2006-09-19 08:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stealing is one of the big 10, but the hamburglar is a fictional character. He doesn't exist and cannot be condemd as such. Send peter pan to hell for murder of captan hook.
2006-09-19 07:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by isoar4jc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And with thee I shall leave a patty of ground cow and upon it shall lie one line of mustard and one line of ketchup, thus leaving the ketchup to the right and mustard to the left. Err not by rotating ground cow upon condimentation. This I say unto you.
Condiments 3:85
And lo! He saw the pickle and it was good.
Condiments 1:5
Fear not for I shall appease thy taste buds with horsey sauce and roast beef shall a plain entree be no more.
Condiments 8:33
2006-09-19 07:58:07 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jimbo,
You are always dipping into the Old Testament and trying to figure out ridiculous ways to look at it. If you are after Christians, you are looking in the worng place. We don't live by the Law of Moses. Why can't you understand that?
What's wrong with you?
2006-09-19 07:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
in the bible is says that he who layeth with his ownkind (condiments) is an abomination..
so ketchup needs to get with the program and procreate with a pickle.. or esle the hamburgler will be eaten whole. (which is not a bad thing per say)
2006-09-19 08:29:03 · answer #8 · answered by psychstudent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about Jesus, but I can't stand ketchup on my burgers. Jesus probably likes ketchup but could have His burger either way.
2006-09-19 08:22:08 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like cheeseburgers with cheddar or swiss, sauteed mushrooms, caramelized onions, bbq sauce, lettuce and mayo. Onion rings on the ingredient (with lots of ketchup to dip) are reliable too, as long as they are superb and crispy!
2016-12-12 11:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't read about Jesus and the Apostles poping in Mc Donalds for a Big Mc and fries....sorry!
2006-09-19 08:05:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋