2006-09-19 07:46:10 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris ?
ALL OF IT !
chuck norris will round house kick everyone who votes against him.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
2006-09-19 08:01:50 · answer #1 · answered by Sam D 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Burt Reynolds
2006-09-19 07:55:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris
2006-09-19 07:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by sethandnickaremymen 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I have to say Burt Reynolds. Other than pushing the Total Gym he does seem to be doing much. At least Burt is carrying on his acting role. Sure might not be a sex symbol as he was in the 70's. But doing a good job with some of his new roles.
Also I just think Burt would be more fun to party with.
2006-09-19 07:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by acidcrap 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris is way cooler than Burt Reynolds any day.
2006-09-19 07:58:06 · answer #5 · answered by THE LONER 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Burt Reynolds. Chuck Norris is good a martial arts and he seems like a nice enough person, but he can't act. Burt Reynolds did his own stunts and he was the Bandit.
2006-09-19 07:49:04 · answer #6 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!
Why?
Cause Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!
Cause Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands, and now they are just called The Islands!
Cause Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Cause Chuck Norris don't tea-bag the ladies he potato sacks them.
Cause if Chuck Norris is late then time better slow the f@ck down!!!!
2006-09-19 08:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by shotokandss5150 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Burt. He has done action (Deliverance - great camping movie) and comedy (The Crew - great mob and South Beach comedy) and seems willing to make fun of himself. Burt was in some cool movies, and wasn't he married to Lonnie Anderson? Interesting question - one thing though, they are sort of from different generations (even though they are only about 10 years apart in age). I think Burt is cooler mainly because he has been around longer and made more (and a wider variety of) movies.
I did a little follow-up Burt was born in 1936, Chuck in 1940 - but I still think Burt appeals to a different generation that Chuck. But Burt does (or did his own stunts), he broke bones during Deliverence, they wanted to put dummies in the canoes during the rapids scenes, it didn't look right so he did it and was injured.
2006-09-19 08:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by Yo it's Me 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Burt Reynolds. In his action movies he kicked as much butt as Chuck Norris.
2006-09-19 09:31:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
They are both as older than dirt. But Chuck Norris is the real deal, Burt is just an actor.
2006-09-19 07:48:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋