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is this something a pastafarian should fear? I dont want to be burnt when the "time" comes.

2006-09-19 07:30:08 · 14 answers · asked by psychstudent 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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arrr, I only fear the day that the wench factory breaks down...

2006-09-19 07:34:47 · answer #1 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 1 2

I don't have a clue what a pastafarian is but the Bible defines the "Lake of fire" as the 2nd death. If a person who is resurrected chooses to follow any ruler other than God at the end of the 1,000 year reign of Christ, he will die a second time. That's all. No fire--just an expression which means nothing will be left of him.

2006-09-19 15:01:35 · answer #2 · answered by Sparkle1 6 · 0 0

the lake of fire is something that even satan fears, before the second coming of Jesus everyone who does not have Jesus will be sent to hell because they have broken the law and God is a just God and becauses sin cannot be near God, But when Jesus comes back and takes his children up and then the antichrist will rule, 7 years of false peace and then 7 years of tribulation, then right after the 14 years there is a day called the Day of the Lord, this is where every knee will bow and every mouth will be shut, and then everybody and satan and demons will be cast into the lake of fire which is different then hell. for eternity with no second chance whatsoever.

2006-09-19 14:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by ixfriendlyxi 2 · 1 2

There is no one in the Lake of Fire yet. Read about it in Revelation 20. The Lake of Fire is the Second Death.

2006-09-19 14:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by t a m i l 6 · 1 1

If you are a "pastafarian" consider your ticket to the lake of fire as a one-way ticket effective upon death.

If you want to avoid the lake of fire aka hell, then read the Bible, and go to church for a head start.

2006-09-19 14:32:45 · answer #5 · answered by GLSigma3 6 · 0 2

Revelation 20:13, 14, King James Version: “The sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell* delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire.” (So the dead will be delivered from hell. Notice also that hell is not the same as the lake of fire but will be cast into the lake of fire.) (*“Hell,” Dy, Knox; “the world of the dead,” Today's English Version; “Hades,” New English, AS, RS, JB, NW.)

2006-09-19 15:01:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jeremy Callahan 4 · 1 0

You won't be burnt, the lake of fire is really the beer volcano... it's a clever ploy of the FSM's to scare the crazy nonbelievers away. He wants none of that.

2006-09-19 14:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Not sure what that means,the lake of fire is for non believers in Jesus as the son of God.

2006-09-19 14:37:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0 1

Burned Pasta Sux.

No there is no lake of fire.

But I believe there is something about a Lake of Marinara... Or was it Alfredo?

Edit: Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!

2006-09-19 14:32:57 · answer #9 · answered by Pablito 5 · 0 2

ill go swimming in the lake of fire join me

2006-09-19 14:31:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Hahaha well there is not lake of fire for y'all, I think that you are denied the sauce, endless pasta and carbs, and something about hott volcanic women....

():-D
shadowgirl

2006-09-19 14:34:05 · answer #11 · answered by Mr. T, formerly known as Shadow. 3 · 1 2

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