all my super powers have been drained by the way!
2006-09-19 07:22:34 · 18 answers · asked by johnny 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Psychosis- Feeling of grandiose combined with lack of insight
2006-09-19 07:27:31 · answer #1 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, since God is perfect, why don't you use proper grammar?
* Your draft:
I am God in a human body! how do i make people believe??
all my super powers have been drained by the way!
* Revised draft:
I am God in a human body! How do I make people believe me?
By the way, all of my super-powers have been drained!
2006-09-21 16:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by Jacques 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can stop using exclamation points!
God is not a hysteric. Nor does God ask how he can make people believe. Nor does he refer to his power as if he is like Aquaman. Nor do his powers vanish.
In other words, the priority among all of your beliefs should be this: You are not God.
2006-09-19 14:26:58 · answer #3 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go with enough money and buy a missionary ,they know how to bribe the poor, suffering and know creating false miracles and identify places to convert (remember they have 2000 yrs longexperience and the company is the largest with its global presence) so Good luck ,go to ur bank ,draw cash ,go to church and talk your concept and start marketing .
2006-09-19 14:59:39 · answer #4 · answered by aathrey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah, slap on a superman costume and head for the Empire State Building.
2006-09-19 14:25:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't turn this water bottle into a nice glass of Chardonnay? THen move along. I'll wait for a God that can.
2006-09-19 14:24:39 · answer #6 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try getting a clean bill of health from a shrink.
2006-09-19 14:25:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry! Thats NOT Possible. But, have a Good day anyway!
2006-09-19 14:25:23 · answer #8 · answered by trisha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love The one, the self-sufficient Master, whom all creatures need, begets not, nor was he begotten. and none co-equal or comparable unto him.
2006-09-19 14:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by Q8aviation 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forget to take your Psychiatric medications.
2006-09-19 14:24:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋