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You, and your bogus accounts are a pain in the A - for certain - a cancer at YA. . .

2006-09-19 07:18:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Answers for "Persistant Pain in Butt"

1.) Possibly you need to get a divorce from her.

2.) Your romantic activities have strayed a bit far.

3.) You are coming down with a bad case of
the hemmorids, or rotten crotch. Use locally
applied creams and salves available at your
nearest pharmacy.

4.) Pains lasting longer than 2-3 days: Should be seen
by a licensed doctor.

I do not hold a Doctor's license. I have, however gotten a free insurance quote from Geico, and visited a Holiday Inn.

2006-09-19 14:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by zahbudar 6 · 0 0

If you constantly "squeeze" when you go to the bathroom or feel like you need to use "pressure" to get the #2 OUT then it could be Hemorrhoids.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

Also, if you bleed because your always trying to go and hardly can, it can be because your too "tight" and may need the sphincter muscle surgically cut to release it so that it gives easier. Otherwise you could be tearing the inside of your anus causing small fissures that occasionally bleed.
http://www.medicomm.net/Consumer%20Site/dc/dc_a49.htm

Then there's Diverticulosis, where seeds and small objects of food or feces gets stuck in the small pouches near the lower end of the colon, infecting it. The only way to tell if you have ANY OF THESE is to see a Proctologist which I RECOMMEND! Sooner, rather than later, and don't be embarrassed, IT'S THEIR JOB!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diverticulosis

Otherwise, you could just have bruised your coccyx and think its your *ss.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coccyx

2006-09-19 14:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 0 0

Hardly ever. More likely hemorrhoids or constipation or rough anal sex or a really energetic fart that caused the anus to slam shut.

2006-09-19 14:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0 0

Sould like hemmoroid. If there is no blood in the stool then it must be hemmoroid. Try eating more fruit and brown bread plus drink plenty of water to flush the bowels out .

2006-09-19 14:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thrombosed hemorrhoids, anal ulcer, anal fissure or fistula. Cancer is way down the list.

2006-09-19 15:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It probably means that you got hemmies. Bend over and spread em in front of a mirror and if it looks like a cluster of grapes hangin oucher pucker then its hemmies. Just go see a doctor to find out for sure.

2006-09-19 14:20:28 · answer #7 · answered by Justa_Honay_Guy 3 · 0 0

Probably just a hemorrhoid. If you're that worried about it go to the doctor and get checked out, that's the only way you'll ever really know. Good luck.

2006-09-19 14:18:52 · answer #8 · answered by Sara 2 · 0 0

My mother in law is a pain in my anus

2006-09-19 14:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Either that or a foreign object; either way, go see a doctor.

2006-09-19 14:25:23 · answer #10 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

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