a crook sneaks into a house.
he hears a voice that says Jesus is watching you.
he looks around the corner, doesnt see anyone but hears, Jesus is watching you.
He runs into the kitchen and sees a parrot saying Jesus is watching you, the crook looks down and sees a rottweiler. His dog tag says Jesus.
2006-09-19 06:46:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice and yes plz save the pandas
2006-09-19 06:56:08 · answer #1 · answered by duke 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha I like that one!
2006-09-19 14:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by LilUsh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke too! i heard it before and i cracked up.
2006-09-19 13:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by BeautifulDevil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one years ago...it is still very funny.
2006-09-19 13:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-19 14:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and clean.
2006-09-19 13:48:55 · answer #6 · answered by blueyes2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,hahaha,toooo good.
2006-09-19 14:00:20 · answer #7 · answered by sweetfloss8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he, a fine classic joke
2006-09-19 14:47:48 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...funny...and thanx for the points
2006-09-19 14:35:51 · answer #9 · answered by biffer84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE HA HA HA
2006-09-19 13:51:28 · answer #10 · answered by Da..KINGizHeRe!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋