Polish Divorce
> >A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although
>his
> >English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day
>he
> >rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
>divorce
> >for him.
> >
> >The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
>circumstances,
> >and asked him the following questions:
> >
> >Have you any grounds?
> >- Yes, acre and half and nice little home.
> >
> >No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
> > - It made of concrete.
> >
> >I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real
grudge?
> >- No, we have carport, and not need one.
> >
> >I mean. What are your relations like?
> >- All my relations still in
>Poland.
> >
> >Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
> >- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD
>player.
> >Does your wife beat you up?
> >- No, I always up before her.
> >
> >Is your wife a ******?
2006-09-19 06:39:05 · 17 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
> >- No, she white.
> >
> >Why do you want this divorce?
> >- She going to kill me.
> >
> >What makes you think that?
> >- I got proof.
> >
> >What kind of proof?
> >- She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
>shelf
> >in
> >bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover."
2006-09-19 06:44:27 · update #1
LOL.... great one!!!!! loved it!!!!
2006-09-19 07:56:58 · answer #1 · answered by yafit k 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think I may get the punchline here but I'm not sure I want to get it....LOL.
I'd give it a 3 on a scale of one to five.
I still like the joke of how to get a one-armed Polish guy out of a tree, though.
2006-09-19 13:42:43 · answer #2 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one. But I heard it a little differently.
When the lawyer asked him if she was a ******. The pole said,"No, but the baby is. That's why I want a divorce.
2006-09-19 13:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by Cal 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's a good one. Go misinterpretation! 8/10, all the way!
2006-09-19 13:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by eyanyo13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I give it an 8.
It is a good joke. Funny. LOL.
Have a nice evening.
2006-09-19 23:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stereotypes are winning, as I see, in your smart, great, best population. Consider one thing - your level of knowledge and education compared to the polish one is like a paddle and ocean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How do you speak polish, I wonder???
2006-09-21 17:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by Lady G. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i give it like a 7 or 8..i liked it..definitely didnt expect that to be the ending..good job
2006-09-19 13:46:44 · answer #7 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA. I'd give that at 8/10.
Did my laugh sound fake to you?
2006-09-19 13:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by BeautifulDevil 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
now why do people think racism is funny? and do you speak another language fluently? my step-father-in-law is a polish immagrant and speaks english quite well now but still has some problems with words that sound alike, i wish people would think instead of putting up such ignorant jokes.
2006-09-19 13:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by Jenessa 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Very cute
2006-09-19 13:48:25 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that one before that's pretty good...I'll give it a 3
2006-09-19 13:41:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋