A little boy is talking with his mother and asks her "mom is God black or white?" so she answers "God isnt black or white son." Mommy asks the boy again, "is God a man or a woman?" Neither answers the mother. The boy sits quietly for a minute and then blurts out. "Mom is Michael Jackson God?"
2006-09-19 06:27:25 · 14 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Check out my other joke its a really good one! Please rate it
2006-09-19 06:35:08 · update #1
Oh and for all you michael jackson fans how can you be a fan of such a person? Hes such a sick f#ck!!!!
2006-09-19 07:51:59 · update #2
hahaha i really like that one
2006-09-19 10:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a crush on Michael Jackson as a child. When he was black and a man.
2006-09-19 13:32:21 · answer #2 · answered by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not funny - God is neither black or white and he is certainly not Michael Jackson!@
2006-09-19 13:32:02 · answer #3 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You need to get some new material!! This stupid joke has been around a long time!! And leave Michael alone!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2006-09-19 14:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Very good, and the ironic thing is that Michael thinks he is.
2006-09-19 13:34:29 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Eh, it's okay... I've heard better, but... 4/10
2006-09-19 13:50:17 · answer #6 · answered by eyanyo13 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
cute
2006-09-19 13:33:01 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heard it b4, but its my favorite joke.
2006-09-19 13:30:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think this is very funny
2006-09-19 13:37:55 · answer #9 · answered by jazzy phay 2007 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i guess that's kind of funny >_<
2006-09-19 13:57:10 · answer #10 · answered by BeautifulDevil 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋