GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING :
Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said,
"I've lost my grandpa..!"
The cop asked, "What's he like.....?"
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big ****.!"
2006-09-19 06:16:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
priceless joke..thx
2006-09-19 06:20:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aha, the double entendre! Great joke, 9/10.
2006-09-19 06:56:16 · answer #2 · answered by eyanyo13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! Here's some advise my granpa gave me a long time ago...Marry a woman who can cook. The sex will wear out but you'll always be hungry.
2006-09-19 06:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. BIG 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious post more jokes like that!
2006-09-19 06:22:41 · answer #4 · answered by LilUsh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋