if so , tell me the best ridddle (with answer) or joke... and the best one will get 10 points
2006-09-19 06:14:24 · 6 answers · asked by 1 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know. Me Working haha that is funny right
2006-09-19 06:20:18 · answer #1 · answered by 2strongfor2long 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Here's a riddle and it seems a shame to give you the answer so try it first and I'll post the answer farther down.
My first is a hundred
My second a lion
My third a Hibernian
My fourth the Sun God
My whole is a beauty the last of my kind
Who or what am I?
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A hundred is C in Roman Numerals
A lion is 'Leo;
A Hibernian (or Irishman) is 'Pat'
The Sun God is 'Ra'
Altogether the very last Pharaoh Cleopatra.
2006-09-19 06:45:27 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
2 hookers were walking down the street one hooker says to the other
> girl we gonna make some money tonight night i can smell the d@#k in the air
the other hookers says
-->Bit** shut up I just burped!!!
2006-09-19 06:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by PYT 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A naked girl rode a taxi
"why" the girl asked to the driver,looking thoroughly to her body
"is it your first time to see a naked body?"
DRIVER : hell no! i was just wondering,wher do you keep your money to pay the fare?
A woman gave birth to quadruplets upon seeing her husband she got out of her hospital bed and slapped him shouting,"Do you see the effects of DOGSTYLE?!"
2006-09-19 06:56:37 · answer #4 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No, this is not decent job. this is question fixing. even if you do not give me 10 points, yahoo will give me 2 points for this answer.
2006-09-19 06:25:41 · answer #5 · answered by rameshwar25 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
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2006-09-19 06:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋