make me laugh and you WILL be the one who deserves 10 points!!!!!!!
2006-09-19 06:14:17 · 2 answers · asked by ♥HELLO♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Come ooon, Smile on my face,smile on yours,,,,,,,ten points
2006-09-19 06:15:11 · update #1
Here's one that i liked...^^
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....
2006-09-20 00:57:20 · answer #1 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It’s a bit long but stick with it.
There was a guy who was about to get married,
His soon to be wife had a younger sister, she was 22, and always wearing revealing clothes.
Whenever he went to there house she would always flirt with him.
1 day he went round the house & there was only the sister there.
She said to him “I’ve seen the way you look at me, I feel the same about you.
Do you want to enjoy one last wild night before you commit to my sister?”
she wondered upstairs, stopping at the top to remove her panties.
With that the man opened the front door & went outside.
Outside his Fiance & her parents were standing there.
Her father came over shook his hand & said
“ Congratulations you passed our little test, I could’nt think of a better man to take my Daughter’s hand in marriage.”
The Morale of the story…………………Always keep your condoms in the car!
2006-09-20 00:09:57 · answer #2 · answered by Chong 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋