2006-09-19 05:39:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Mary's conception of Jesus was Divine. Meaning through an act of God. Mary and Joseph did not have intercourse until after Jesus was born. Jesus is the Christ. He is Lord!! Because of Him we can live for eternity in Heaven. With out Him we would be doomed to an eternity of burning in Hell.
2006-09-19 05:46:32 · answer #1 · answered by shoo shoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it all started with a 100 miligram Viagra with a Cialis chaser from the rat'ler. They got down with the back door migillicutty with a splash of ATM before he came across the farm and stuck it in her deal with a U turn jones on the backside.
2006-09-19 12:43:56 · answer #2 · answered by ladieslovechrisdahlmeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either you are being really horrible or just un informed. I'm hoping its un-informed.
Jesus was not created by a man & a woman having sex at all. He was created by God in Mary's body and she gave birth. It's called an "immaculate conception".
2006-09-19 12:41:57 · answer #3 · answered by Dirty.Little.Secret. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was born before his parents ever had sex.
He was concieved by the Holy Spirit.
2006-09-19 12:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was conceived through immaculate conception.
2006-09-19 13:00:19 · answer #5 · answered by â¤??? ?å???? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First ask your Mum how you were born and whether your Dad used condum or wore a baloon.If he did tell us what its brand.
2006-09-19 12:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by JILMAAL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary slept with her personal trainer while joe was at work
2006-09-19 12:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by PØstapØc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golly, if only there were some sort of book that you could get answers to your stupid questions from...
2006-09-19 12:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by kinsmed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't use a condom. Good Luck ! :)
2006-09-19 12:41:16 · answer #9 · answered by tysavage2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get yo stupid-@ss off yahoo!!
2006-09-19 12:42:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋