like if she asks me what I do for a living what can I tell her that will amuse me and fool her at the same time. Something along the lines of "oh im a dictionary salesman" Im not trying to be a jerk and use this to get into her pants but I like messing with people sometimes...anything would be great.
2006-09-19 05:13:32 · 16 answers · asked by Mark D 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
wow some people are really taking this waaay to seriously....honestly I just wanted to have a little fun...if some people are a bit antagonistic when it comes to 5 minute relationships
2006-09-19 05:33:37 · update #1
then maybe they shouldnt answer the question
2006-09-19 05:34:07 · update #2
You make a living rolling through industrial sewers taking pictures of cracks. This gets you a base pay of $100 per hour. LOL.
2006-09-19 05:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that when you grow up, you are going to be a man, but right now you are a little kid and like to mess with peoples' minds. I can guarantee she will laugh, until there are tears coming down her face. remember the truth never hurts. And I would never call you a jerk, no there better words than that but Yahoo wont let me print them
2006-09-19 05:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by rkilburn410 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want your first impression to be ruined by a lie? Good one...
And what's going to happen when she finds out you were lying to her? Either think you're sweet for wanting to impress her or think you're a jerk because you didn't want to face up to reality. Take your chances.
Being real is also a good way to tell if the girl you're trying to get is really interested in YOU or not.
2006-09-19 05:17:32 · answer #3 · answered by @~>--T--<~@ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that you sell Lottery tickets for a church. (haha)
or that you sell solar powered flashlights.
Both of those are good, but she will only fall for it if shes stupid!
(i mean, really, if the girl thinks you sell solar powered flashlights, you probably don't want in her pants...but then again, if that's what you are going for, she would probably be easy, right?)
But lots of people don't think about it right at first...if its solar powered, it uses the sun for energy...who needs a flashlight during the daytime??? TRY IT!
2006-09-19 05:18:48 · answer #4 · answered by Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl: So what do you do?
You: I used to work with play girl, but now i'm a porno star
Girl: Oh really?
You: Of coure baby!
Girl: Well i just LOVE play girl, maybe you could take me over to your place and we could get it on and look at you mags!!
You: sure, umm, sounds GREAT!!!
THE END!!!! GOOD LUCK DUUUUDE!
2006-09-19 05:17:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had this guy tell me once how rich he was cause he was an "audiologist" but the cheap bastard wouldnt buy me a drink.
an "audiologist" is an ear doctor.
turns out further into the conversation he meant he was a stereo salesman
2006-09-19 05:22:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you're a pilot for a commercial airline. If you run this line right... say get one of your buddies in on it... pilot and co-pilot...
Learn a little bit of the lingo and terminology... and you can -seriously- pull with this.
2006-09-19 05:16:51 · answer #7 · answered by Offended? Aww Have a Cookie! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say you are an instructor at the YMCA for senior aerobics and all the old ladies ask for un needed help so they can have you touch them
2006-09-19 05:16:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her your sister owns the bar
and you do the advertising for her
then say that your current project
is to find out what the customers think of it
how'd they hear about it, etc.
trust me,
she'll talk your ear off
and call her friends over
to add more
g'luck
2006-09-19 05:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her about the time you picked up a hitchhiker on your way home from the casino, and he had a really big bag with him... and when you asked him what he had in the bag he told you it was none of your business... and since he was such a dick, you kicked him out of your car and drove off with his bag.
2006-09-19 05:16:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋