A Cab driver picks up a passenger on a street corner in downtown manhattan,the passenger doesn't say anything but gets into the back seat,the driver takes off and is driving for a few minutes in silence,suddenly the passenger taps the cab driver on the shoulder.The cab driver jumps,slams his foot into the break and crashes into a stop sign WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING yells the Cab driver....."ohhhhh the passenger said fearfully,im so sorry I didn't mean to tap you...The cab driver takes a moment catches his breath and calmly says...oh thats okay,its just that I just retired from driving for a Funeral Car company for 40 yrs!!!!!!!!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE
2006-09-19 04:57:51 · 13 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it before, worked at a taxi comapny and that joke went around.. but its still funny lol
2006-09-19 05:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldiee but funniieee laugh Tnx
2006-09-19 07:52:04 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got it 2nd time i read it.Now thats funny
2006-09-19 05:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by bimby babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, good one
2006-09-19 05:22:30 · answer #4 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a hoot
2006-09-19 07:23:53 · answer #5 · answered by gifted 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. That's a goodie! LOL.
2006-09-19 17:02:41 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-09-19 05:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats a good one.
2006-09-19 05:00:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was pretty good
2006-09-21 03:54:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny .. lol
2006-09-19 05:04:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋