After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave,
but the bartender won't let
them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them.
The first guy whips his out and shows 6 inches.
The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches.
Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch dick.
The bartender says "Ok, thats 12 inches you can go".
As the're walking away the first guy says to
the third, "Thank god you had a b0ner or we'd still be there."
2006-09-19 04:54:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too bad for the third guy!
2006-09-19 04:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by ...mr2fister... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!!!!!!!!
two blondes walk into a bar
you think one of them would have seen it first
2006-09-19 04:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by shannon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me guess, the guy who posted this joke happens to be the 3rd guy in real life.
2006-09-19 04:56:32 · answer #3 · answered by baq2calli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i was the third guy we'd still be there
2006-09-19 04:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by so_fast420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-19 04:56:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah very funny
2006-09-19 04:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... this is a good way to start the morning.
2006-09-19 04:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely terrible
2006-09-19 04:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew. absolutly disgusting.
2006-09-19 04:59:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, funny, funny
2006-09-19 04:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by autumnbrookblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋