A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
“I don’ t want to know! ” the child says, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me! ”
Confused, the father asks what’s wrong.
“Oh, dad, ” the boy sobs. “When I was six, I got the ‘There’s no Santa’ speech. At seven, I got the ‘There’s no Easter Bunny’ speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the ‘There’s no tooth fairy’ speech. If you’re going to tell me that grownups don’t really f$ck, I’ll have nothing left to live for.”
2006-09-19 04:46:06 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eDraLiN......
thanks for the jokes... way funny :-) lol
2006-09-19 05:37:41 · update #1
that was totally awesome....!!!
let me share you some jokes on my cabinets....
A naked girl rode a taxi
"why" the girl asked to the driver,looking thoroughly to her body
"is it your first time to see a naked body?"
DRIVER : hell no! i was just wondering,wher do you keep your money to pay the fare?
A woman gave birth to quadrupletsupon seeing her husband she got out of her hospital bed and slapped him shouting,"Do you see the effects of DOGSTYLE?!"
hope you enjoy!!! lol!
have fun...
2006-09-19 05:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know how the little boy must feel!!
2006-09-19 11:49:52 · answer #2 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey thats funny, i said the same thing!
2006-09-19 12:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute. I Like that.
2006-09-19 11:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by D-Wizzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh that was funny!!!!
2006-09-19 11:51:07 · answer #5 · answered by Precious S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UUUUGGGHHHHH!!!
2006-09-19 11:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋