A woman walks into a clinic,and sits down in a chair,a man comes out and asks the woman,can I help you?The woman says oh yes Doctor im awfully sick,and I hurt all over what should I do,hmmm he says scratching his head. How is your monthly cycle?Just fine says the woman,hmmmm scratching his head again,and says "step into my office and remove all your clothes.So the woman goes into the office,removes her clothes and says.."Doctor am I going to be okay? yes yes he says "so tell me hows your sex life? just fine said the woman....hmmmmmmmmm ,Doctor im really scared says the woman in a fearful voice whats wrong with me? Ohhh you want the good news or the bad news? he says,BAD NEWS FIRST DOCTOR!!!!!!!!! well the bad news is that you need to use less makeup,and rouge,loose 50 pounds and change your hairstyle,the good news is I am not the doctor im the plumber,the DOCTORS OFFICE IS ON THE THIRD FLOOR!
HEHEHEHE
2006-09-19 04:43:09 · 8 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HaHa Good for the plumber that is funny. He should have said let me check your plumbing with my snake.
2006-09-19 04:52:23 · answer #1 · answered by 2strongfor2long 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear poor woman, giving the plumber free show.
2006-09-19 11:48:20 · answer #2 · answered by bimby babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll never fall for THAT again!!!
Peace.
2006-09-19 16:49:31 · answer #3 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh!! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-20 00:06:24 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty naughty :-)
2006-09-19 11:58:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH S-H-I-T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a good one I was not expecting that Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-19 11:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by Precious S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew.
2006-09-19 12:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woo-Hoo! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-19 12:49:21 · answer #8 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋