Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."
2006-09-19 04:28:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dining with a view.. what more can you ask for?
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2006-09-19 04:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but i've heard it a bunch of time have you heard the one about people getting e coli form spinach that one is a gas
2006-09-19 11:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by so_fast420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny
2006-09-19 11:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by BeautifulDevil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG i bet she was a blonde lol
2006-09-19 11:34:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey great joke. Do you have any more?i just loved them.
2006-09-19 11:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one.
2006-09-19 12:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by teulonbranchlibrary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pictures anyone?
ha ha ahahahah
2006-09-19 11:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops
2006-09-19 12:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by chereeder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats funny. but kinda gross.
2006-09-19 11:30:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh!! LOL. LOL. Good one!
2006-09-20 00:07:43 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋